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Howdy & Rowdy Trucker
$30.00
DESCRIPTION
🤠 Howdy Rowdy Trucker – The Calm Before the Yeehaw
This ain’t just a hat. It’s a warning label.
The Howdy Rowdy Trucker is for the ones who roll up with a smile and leave a trail of empty beer cans, karaoke mic drops, and questionable life choices. Featuring a retro cowboy patch that says “HOWDY” but means business, it’s stitched with full-blown “we’re gettin’ wild tonight” energy.
🪩 Creamy crown with bold vintage vibes
🪩 Breathable mesh so your head stays cool (even if the night doesn’t)
🪩 Snapback fit for line dancin’, beer drinkin’, and borderline chaos
This hat belongs on heads that yell “yeehaw” unironically, spark line dances in gas station parking lots, and always know where the afterparty is.
Wyld Chyld original – for the rowdy hearts and rodeo souls.
SIZE GUIDE
Sizing Chart
Size Guide
Graphic Tees
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Crew Sweatshirts
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Widths are measured 1" below armholes, laid flat (double for full bust). If you prefer an oversized fit, size up 1–2.
| Size | Head Circumference (in) | Crown Depth (in) | Bill Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| OSFM (Snapback) | 21.5 – 24.5 | 3.5 – 4 | ~2.75 |
Adjustable snapback closure. For fuller hair or looser fit, use outer snaps.
| Size | US | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 4–6 | 26–27 | 36–37 |
| M | 8–10 | 28–29 | 38–39 |
| L | 12–14 | 30.5–32 | 41.5–43 |
| XL | 16–18 | 33.5–35.5 | 45–47 |
| 2XL | 20–22 | 37–39 | 49–51 |
| 3XL | 24–26 | 41–43 | 53–55 |
If you’re between sizes in elastic waists, choose based on preferred rise and hip fit.
EASY EXCHANGES
Each piece is made just for you✨ custom, hand-pressed, and full of attitude. Because of that, we do exchanges only (no returns). If something arrives damaged or sizing’s off, we’ll make it right fast. You deserve pieces that feel as bold and one-of-a-kind as you.
QUICK SHIPPING
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
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We stand by our craft, which is why every order comes with a 14-day money-back guarantee.
For us, confidence in quality means peace of mind for you. If it’s not the right fit, return it within two weeks no fuss, no questions, just
timeless service.
Frequently asked questions
How long will my order take?
Each piece is made-to-order with care. Most orders ship within 5–7 business days, and you’ll get tracking the moment it leaves our studio.
What if it doesn’t fit?
No stress — we offer easy exchanges. Just email us within 30 days of getting your order, send the item back in new condition, and we’ll ship your new size right away.
What if it arrives damaged or messed up?
We’ve got you. Every order is covered by our 14-day money-back guarantee. If something’s wrong, email hello@wyldchyldco.com with a photo and we’ll make it right — replacement or refund.
What is your return or exchange policy?
Yes! Everything is custom-printed in small batches — no mass production, no cheap blanks. Each tee, hoodie, or accessory is designed and crafted to order.
What payment options do you take?
All the good ones — Shop Pay, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and Amex.
Where do you ship from?
Orders ship straight from our U.S. studio. We currently ship nationwide and to select international regions.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Once an order goes into production, it’s already being made for you — but email us as soon as possible and we’ll do our best to catch it in time.
Why do you make each piece to order?
Because we believe in intentional design and zero waste — every item is crafted for you, not mass-produced. It keeps our quality high and our footprint low.